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[vyvyanx]

How odd. I've just received explicitly Christian marketing spam. I don't remember that ever happening before. It doesn't seem very Christian to send spam, IMO, but I suppose it's hardly appropriate for me to judge what is or isn't Christian...

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[mobbsy.livejournal.com]

Dear Friend,

I am PAUL, an apostle of Jesus Christ by the will of God. I am writing to you following the unfortunate death of my master, JESUS OF NAZERATH.

My master was the son of god, an itinerant preacher, miracle worker and part time carpenter. As his father was THE ONE GOD, he was entrusted to ensure fair inheritance of THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN.

After his early death at the hands of the ROMAN MILITARY OPPRESSORS, I have the duty to entrust 144,000 (ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY FOUR THOUSAND) souls to the KINGDOM OF HEAVEN. I cannot manage this alone, therefor I am seeking your assistance to help me in this endevour, I offer you a place at the right hand of GOD, and 15% of all prophets. In return I will need a small advance on your eternal soul, and your unquestioning belief in various supernatural entities.

If this proposal is acceptable, please reply immediately to me at my Tarsus address.

[vyvyan.livejournal.com]

Excellent! Unfortunately the original spam wasn't quite that amusing.

[damerell.livejournal.com]

Ah - first ever Usenet spam "GLOBAL ALERT FOR ALL - JESUS IS COMING SOON"...