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[vyvyanx]

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.

In March, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In July, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon olithered (65 points). In January, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In May, I fed simonb to a Shoggoth (250 points). Last week, I recruited mobbsy as a new cultist (30 points). Yesterday, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points).

In short, I have been very good (505 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.

Your humble and obedient servant,
vyvyan

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damn it!

[darkgoblin.livejournal.com]

The link doesn't work.

I'd just like to say, as a crawling and faithful minion of the great Cthulhu, I have abstained from eating that which has tentacles. I have also used my dark voodoo majick to cover up the existence of His black crawling bretheran under the methane seas of Titan. The Huygens probe never had a chance of uncovering the new homelands of the brothers of the Elder Ones. The sacrifice of a deer and a boar this Solstice will of course be directed towards the Ancient One himself, and of course Thor (who I hear enjoys a good arm wrestle with Cthuhlu every once in a while).

In servitude, your most humble servant,

EvilErik.

P.S. Please give my (cowering) love to Azathoth.

[mtbc100.livejournal.com]

That's a good meme.