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[vyvyanx]

Hilarious quote from one of the numerous penis enlargement spams I receive every day:

I was surprised to find out that just by taking a simple safe herbal pill added 3 1/4 inches to my manhood which, by the way, did not go unnoticed by my wife.

I should think not!

Comments

[valkyriekaren.livejournal.com]

I think that's called 'getting an erection'.

[zotz]

Absolutely. Most blokes can add about that much by mere effort of will.

Actually, was that three-and-a-bit inches added to the length or the width?

[feanelwa.livejournal.com]

Would he even be able to walk properly if it was added to the width?

[valkyriekaren.livejournal.com]

more to the point, would she?

(and I believe the correct term for 'width of a penis' is 'girth').

[olithered.livejournal.com]

Or is that the circumference?

[ewx.livejournal.com]

Girth normally means circumference, yes. But approximating a penis as a cylinder, the point becomes moot...

[ewx.livejournal.com]

I saw 3 1/4 and thought "pi". *hides*